Two minutes of silence
Heidi was burned out from the kids. We all went to the gym, and on the way home, she wanted to return some stuff to home goods. The kids were all riled up in the van for the ride home but I can pretty much tune them out. Scott whined about Tyler taking some toy of his and wanted Mommy. I said, "What, do you want her to go back there and take back your toy? No. You can deal with your own problems." At home, they were a disaster. I said,
"EVERYBODY IS GOING TO CALM DOWN! WE ARE HAVING TWO MINUTES OF SILENCE!"
"but Daddy,"
"Shhh."
After shushing them for the first minute, we enjoyed the second minute in peace. Man, one minute of silence. It was nice. When it was time to brush teeth, Tyler walked away from the bathroom and said, "But I'm going to show Kira something."
"NO!" I yelled. He turned around and brushed his teeth. Jeez.
Things are different with this generation of kids. I told Scott that at his age, I was desoldering radios with my own soldering iron. Heidi asked him if he wanted a radio to talk apart and he said, "No, I just want to play video games."
I wonder if Dad had to wear ear plugs when we all traveled in the van. I think he really is deaf in one ear from not wearing ear plugs while doing dentistry. He can't hear the turbo in his truck anymore.
I feel like an average parent. But you know what? I'm the only dad these kids have. At least school drop-off and pickup on the bikes is going well. Yar.
"EVERYBODY IS GOING TO CALM DOWN! WE ARE HAVING TWO MINUTES OF SILENCE!"
"but Daddy,"
"Shhh."
After shushing them for the first minute, we enjoyed the second minute in peace. Man, one minute of silence. It was nice. When it was time to brush teeth, Tyler walked away from the bathroom and said, "But I'm going to show Kira something."
"NO!" I yelled. He turned around and brushed his teeth. Jeez.
Things are different with this generation of kids. I told Scott that at his age, I was desoldering radios with my own soldering iron. Heidi asked him if he wanted a radio to talk apart and he said, "No, I just want to play video games."
I wonder if Dad had to wear ear plugs when we all traveled in the van. I think he really is deaf in one ear from not wearing ear plugs while doing dentistry. He can't hear the turbo in his truck anymore.
I feel like an average parent. But you know what? I'm the only dad these kids have. At least school drop-off and pickup on the bikes is going well. Yar.
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