Saturday, September 1, 2007

My Hubby...Jack of All Trades

Landscaper, Paper route, Ivory Homes Construction, Wendy’s Fast Food. Barber Shop Quartet. Only money ever made was on the sidewalk. Cracker Barrel Restaurant. Bussed tables and washed dishes. Seminary President. ESL Teacher. Taught Spaniards how to speak English. Missionary. Photographer. Piano Teacher. C, D, E, F…. Secretary. “I bet I can hang up the phone faster than you.” Audio Visual department BYU. Taste Tester. Mainly tested mashed potatoes checking texture, aftertaste, smell, etc. Driver. IHOP, Top server until fired. Convergys telemarketing. I can't sell. Lofthouse Cookies. Mixed dough in those huge mixers. Chem TA. ICON health and fitness. Factory work making treadmills at 4:50 a.m. Auctioneer. Auto Mechanic.Chem/Spanish tutor. Free-lance brain work making big bucks. Neighborhood babysitter.Day Laborer. Lab technician, Meaningless troll work pouring molds. House-sitter. Some people have mansions. Others houses stink. Pet-sitter. Mute dog, annoying dogs, cats that escaped, birds that got out, chickens, etc. Elderly care. After a while, Dr. Phil got old and I felt like I was in prison. Print Modeling. Heh, you’ll see me on the dog food bag. Highest paying at $500/hour. Extra in movie. Organist. Dentist. Crown and bridge, endo, oral surgery, perio, removable, pediatric. Barber. 2006 Sunday School Teacher. Craigslist seller. Buy junk for less and sell it for more. Transcriber. 2006 Garage demolition. The roof wasn’t supposed to collapse. Dental Educator at UOP. They don’t pay beans, but it sure is fun! Building attendant, aka janitor for Civic Arts. Set up tables, eat food, clean up vomit.

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