Scott's business plan

Scott and I were riding bikes home from school.  He was commenting on professional lawn mowers and said, "We can put blades on Bessie and then charge five dollars for five yards." 

"Scott, you can charge five bucks for one yard.  Then it'll take you twenty minutes and you can do three in an hour.  That's fifteen bucks an hour."

He's like, "Yeah, and then we can save up and buy another subwoofer."

That's my boy.